June 2013
27 posts
A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
if you call me cutie there is a 759% chance that i will fall in love with you
